Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Scotland, PA



This Shakespearean tragamedy focuses mostly on Maura Tierney making out with her husband whose shady actions are inspired by a Grecian chorus of which Andy Dick is a very gay member. Most importantly, however, Christopher Walken is there too, rendering the whole "storyline" bit completely irrelevant by sheer force of his hypnotizing CHARISMA. I wholeheartedly feel Lord Walken could single-handedly bring the variety show back with nay a cast member but himself, some tap shoes and a cowbell so mesmerizing is his subtle, yet pure genius, manner of illuminating the screen. Get this man a national holiday!

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