Oh young, crazy Chevy Chase, I want you and your kooky antics back. Our politically correct society today is in dire need of you, Pano Amo, Princess Diana, the second Audrey and the pre-Americanization of Europe to all come back and rescue us from proper length shorts and the disillusion of cultural stereotypes. The French DO wear berets! The Germans eat ONLY sausage and own lederhosen!! The Italians dress in wild fashions that look ALIEN to the rest of us!!! If only the Griswolds had vacayed in Saudi Arabia - I imagine Ellen would have been lured away by the wealth and average IQ of a sheikh only to choke on a fig sometime mid-hammam and have Sparky slip and slide through the steam to accidentally perform the Heimlich on someone else before he thwarts both the fig from the esophagus and the sheikh from using Ellen's large handbag as a bomb to explode the cafe where Audrey is flirting with a young A-rab and Rusty is smoking a bubble gum-flavored shisha.
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